Track 5
hands
A debate-stage defense of hand size spirals into a bass-heavy ritual of denial and reassurance.
hands is the final track of d JESTER t.
Context
Built around Donald Trump’s hand-size remarks during the March 3, 2016 Republican candidates debate in Detroit, documented in the full debate transcript. No original recording was used.
Lyrics
He hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. ............ I have never heard of this. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? ............ If they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee you there´s no problem. Problem! I guarantee you there´s no Look at those hands! No problem. If they're small, something else must be small. No problem! No problem! I guarantee you! No problem! Small something! Must be small! No problem! No problem! See here. No problem. Small hands. Not mine. I guaran— tee you— There's no— PROBLEM. ............................ I guarantee you there´s no problem. He hit my hands! I guarantee you there´s no Nobody has ever hit my hands! No problem. I have never heard of this. No problem! No problem! I guarantee you! No problem! If they're small! Something else must be small! NO PROBLEM! No problem! He hit my hands. Nobody ever. No problem. I guarantee you there's no problem.
Process
This is an AI-assisted track by Urundgaard Sonderbar, with music generation and synthetic vocals created using Suno. It is a satirical transformation of public statements by Donald Trump and uses no original speech recordings. See d JESTER t’s process and authorship notes for human contributions, source-use details, and the generation model.